so today I was in history class, we’re studying WW2 … look at that picture in the book
(“american soldiers and french women. end of august 1944.”)
Look at that american soldier… reminds you of anyone ?
OH MY GOD,
Captain Jack Harkness is REAL. there’s a proof in my history book !!
i bet he banged the enemy.
Remember when Martin and Ben were like really awkward and uncomfortable-looking at the Emmy’s a couple years ago, and they were like “omg we have to stay together, we only know each other”
and now Ben’s at the Oscars alone and he’s just on fucking crack.
I bet his parents are watching and telling each this is not what they raised.
Meanwhile Martin is laughing his ass off phone in hand because he just dared Ben to do it via text message